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Bulk Deluxe Ranch Mix

 

If your family eats ranch dressing like it is going out of style, like mine, you need to make the mix in bulk.
I have done the math for you- this is 4x my Deluxe Ranch Mix recipe. This will fill a pint jar.
And to be honest, we go through so much ranch, I double this and keep it in a quart jar.

My son's favorite is 2 heaping tablespoons of this mix, with 1 1/2 cups homemade mayo and 1 1/2 cups or so of full fat coconut milk (you do not taste the coconut). You can also use homemade almond milk and add a tiny pinch of xanthan gum if you like your ranch thick. Homemade almond milk is thicker than store bought, so in my opinion, it works best. 


Bulk Deluxe Ranch Mix

¾ cup dried chives
1 T + 1 tsp dried dill
½ cup dried chopped onion
¼ cup onion powder
¼ cup + 2T garlic powder
¾ cup dried parsley
1 ½ T sea salt
2 ½ T fresh ground black pepper

Put everything into a blender and pulse until all herbs and spices are an even size. If you like your ranch chunky, then do not whiz up in the blender, just mix in the jar you are going to store it in. If you do not blend, the finer spices will sink to the bottom, so be sure to scoop even amounts of fine and course when mixing your batch of dressing. 

Birria- All Phases

 




Birria is a traditioanal Mexican stew usually prepared from beef, goat or lamb. It can be served as a stew, with fresh chopped onion and cilantro, or in tacos. While the traditional quesobirria tacos are not FMD compliant, the meat is still very tasty in a sprouted wheat or spelt tortilla, or even a lettuce wrap. Be sure to dunk either in the rich consomme as it is SO good!

This dish is relatively easy to make, even with the long ingredient list. There are two steps- start the beef cooking, and make the flavorful broth with the peppers, then cook it all together until the beef is super tender and easy to shread. 

I used a chuck roast from Costco, as it was the best price and relatively lean. 




Birria
All Phases
Makes 20 standard servings of protein5 pound lean chuck roast, cut into 3 inch cubes


8 cups spring water
1/2 large white onion
1 whole head of garlic, cut in half
2T salt
4 bay leaves

Add all to a pot and bring to a boil. Reduce to a simmer, skimming off any foam that rises to the top every 30 minutes or so. Simmer for 1 hour.


For the adobo: (dried peppers can be found here: peppers)

12 guajillo peppers
3 ancho peppers
8 chilies de arbol
6 garlic cloves, peeled
8 peppercorns
5 whole cloves
2 roma tomatoes


Add the peppers and tomatoes to a pot and add 2 cups water. Simmer until the peppers and tomatoes are soft. Add to a blender with the peppercorns, garlic, cloves. Add the onion and garlic from the beef pot. Blend on high until smooth.

Strain the peppers mixer into the pot with the beef, using a rubber spatula to push the liquid through a fine mesh strainer. You may have to do this in batches. Discard the pulp.

Add to the pot:

1 tsp Mexican oregano
1/2 tsp dried thyme
2 tsp ground cumin
2-3 T beef bouillon (homemade)

Stir and simmer for about 1 1/2 to 2 hours, until the meat is very tender. Shred the meat if you are using for tacos.

Serve as a stew with chopped onion and cilantro, or use for tacos with your favorite toppings. Be sure to dip your tacos in the consomme, as it is very rich and flavorful! You can also make a ramen with this, just add some brown rice ramen noodles to the stew (phase 1 only)


Tips:

On phase 3, brown the beef in 2 T olive oil before adding the other (first) list of ingredients.

Also in phase 3, toast the peppers in 1T olive oil before adding water and spices and simmering until soft

If you have a lot of left over broth, freeze and use to make birria next time- just add to beef and cook until the beef is tender. 





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Almond Cream Cheese- Phase 3 (V)

Make this ahead of time and keep in the fridge- will last about 3-4 days. Use on pancakes, toast, crackers. Or you can add fresh herbs to make a dip for veggie crudite. Swap oil for olive oil and add garlic when blending for savory dip.


Almond Cream Cheese
Phase 3
1/4 cup is a healthy far serving


2 cups blanched peeled almonds
1/4 cup grapeseed oil
1 1/2 tsp sea salt
1/2 cup lemon juice
1/4 to 1/3 cup spring water

Soak the almonds overnight in spring water that covers the almonds by 1-2 inches.

Drain the almonds and rinse under cold water

Add to blender or food processor along with oil, salt, lemon juice. Blend, adding water 2 tablespoons at a time to get to the consistency you want. Scrape down sides as needed.Taste and add more lemon juice or salt if needed.
Pour into a container with a tight lid. Cover and place in fridge overnight for best flavor. It will firm up a bit when chilled. 

If you want a firmer cheese that crumbles, place into a oiled baking dish and bake at 300F for 30 minutes. Cool then chill overnight.